boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.
“thirty cattles! do i hear thirty?? i play very well ukulele! i make fine wife!”
…but the floor of the auction was silent.
not yet emboldened enough by drink, neil gaiman looks on, wordlessly.
the night was just beginning.
for Mike: I pet the doge. The doge is not pleased
shutupanddiehl asked: TEN LONG YEARS LIVING A MERE FACADE OF LIFE
LET HOOOOOOOOOPES PASS LET DREEEEEEEAAAMS PASS